Why does marriage change a fox into an elephant?

I married a fox who magically transformed into an elephant. Does an antidote to this spell exist?Why does marriage change a fox into an elephant?
Yes, somehow the elephants seem to turn back into a fox when they become single again, but only long enough to get the next sucker.





Let me guess, you didn't just marry her, you got her pregnant too. She waited until she had a firm grasp on your wallet, then porked right up. Typical western woman.Why does marriage change a fox into an elephant?
I married a fox who is still a fox 8 years later. You can't get so comfortable in a relationship that you stop trying. Some men do the same thing. After marriage, some people decide they've got the person theywant so they don't have to try as hard anymore....wrong! If you want to stay happy together you should both continue to take care of yourselves and try to stay attractive to each other. Any long term relationship goes through changes, but people need to realize that they can't just give up and let themselves go.
Buy her a wii and start playing tennis and boxing with her. My husband was 210 lbs. and I got him this wii, he boxed and bowled and tennised away, sweating, and now he weighs like 170. True story! And the reason I got the idea about the wii is that I saw some youtube where the guy did a before and after video of himself, with lots of fast forwarded tape showing him boxing with his girlfriend, and he lost 10 pounds in a month. It's the solution, and it's fun.
trying passing a few bowling ball weights thru your peeper after carrying them for 9 mo. and feed them and care for them 24-7 for 18 or more years!!!!! ( btw thats not true of all women i weigh the same as i did 8 years ago w/ three kids). THE REAL QUESTION IS..... are you the man that she had back then? id bet anything you have abeer belly paunch on you and dont treat her the same.
Marriage has nothing to do with that...BTW.....there must be something bothering her b'coz of that she is not able to manage her weight...being a partner i think its ur job to motivate her to practice healthy habits.....also take care of her emotional needs.
talking to the elephant frankly about it.





creating a plan TOGETHER that makes the elephant change back into a fox





supporting the elephant into becoming healthier.
Yes, it is called a cure for depression...Perhaps she is miserable and eating to compensate...





Marriage doesn't change plenty of people from good looking to slobs.
Yeah one of the risks you take by getting married. The old adage why is the bride smiling down the aisle? She knows she given her last ********.
Usually if she gets rid of a DOPE.


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I don't know of one, unless she decides that she wants to convert back for her health. This does not happen to everyone.....
Why does marriage change Prince Charming into a frog?
Money?