How can i go off the deep end in my marriage?

I've given up trying. I'm sick of stuck in neutral. I don't want a divorce.





Give me some ideas on how to be a provoking *ssole.How can i go off the deep end in my marriage?
Hey silent Bob, I think i owe you an apology ...sorry for being a pain the neck.


To answer your question .....Ignore her....Do things you like the most like listening to music, cooking, reading, etc etc...Enjoy life ...forget that this wife of yours even exists....stay optimistic...and be happy.





This is what i do when he abuses me...it works ...I am very religious ....going to the temple every day gives me lot of inner strength. I have a son to live for...I am in this marriage only for him. Prayers give me all the strength i need to start afresh...hope i helped...Good luck, Bob.





Sorry, once again. No hard feelings ok. - Cool.How can i go off the deep end in my marriage?
Are you saying you want to provoke her to leave? That's pretty cowardly, don't you agree?





If you don't want a divorce, do something to improve your marriage. Make it a love affair. Treat her like a mistress. She'll catch on and will probably respond in a way that surprises you.





Be loving. Be considerate. Be giving. Be awesome.


Besides, even if your marriage doesn't work, you will eventually HAVE to be those things if you will ever find a lasting relationship.
Tell her she's a fat ***** next time she pisses you off.





Do the most hurtful thing you can imaginebeing done to you.





Bring home a stripper. cheat on her. Send her avideo of you having sex with a really hot girl and tell her she's fat and ugly compared to that beauty. Tellher you never loved her.





Then after all of this. Try to get her to have sex with you. She'll flip a ****.
Stop showering, shaving, etc. Basically just give up on all forms of hygiene.





Increase your wants for sex. Grope your wife constantly, but at the same time, tell her she has a big butt, and that you hate her cooking/cleaning/etc.





Invite your mother to come live with you. Even better if she has multiple cats.





Develop a World of Warcraft addiction. You'll be so wrapped up in the game that you won't be bothered by your wife.
Go cheat and not even try to hide that you are. Deny it calmly if she accuses you. Just ask like nothings going on just don't try to cover your trail.





Much less painful for both of you if you just get a divorce though.
Tell her you're gay.





No woman wants a polesmoker for a husband.








Well, except Happy2's wife, I guess.
just tell her the truth about herself, fat, ugly, smells like $hit, and that you still love her unconditionally
try the Love Dare, book dares you to do something to your spouse everyday..ive heard its changed marriages for good.
Bring a girlfriend home while your wife is there. Preferably a hot stripper. And tell her you want a 3 some.
Bob, Bob, Bob..........Be strong and take a stand......Either Fix it, or dissolve it.......鈾モ櫏